Monday, August 6, 2007

Ants! It's a Two-Front War Now!

Somehow, the ants found their way into our general foods storage depot. They've occupied a box of crackers, and probably have targeted other units as well.

A valiant effort at cutting off their supply lines on the southern front was partially successful, but I fear that this is only a temporary reprieve.

Chemical warfare is still the backbone of my wife's strategy against the ants. Determining that our stock of basil leaf has lost its potency, she is bringing fresh material into action.

Our Research and Development unit deployed an innovative device, consisting of glue and several types of grease. The ants formed a perimeter around the device, but otherwise ignored it.

"Those are smart ants," my wife observed.

Additional reports will follow, as circumstances warrant.

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