I haven't made an entry in this blog for quite a while.
And I'm not going to now, either. This isn't so much a post, as a note about a page I found online.
It's a funny (very funny) quantified list of how men can keep a woman happy. Reasonable, realistic ways: like uncloging toilets, checking out noises in the night, and not coming home late, smelling of booze and cheap cigars.
As a man who has been married for over a quarter century, I recognize most of the points: even where they don't apply to either me or my wife.
With the caution that name of the index this list is in is at best regrettable, and that some of the points in the list are mildly off-color, here's "Make her happy."
"(note the full stop)
"In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes &
points are subtracted...."